Funny kiddo #9

Noah, looking at my Cheerios: That's what I had for breakfast, too!  Does yours have milk in it?

Me: Yup!

N: Why doesn't it not have milk in it?

Funny kiddo #8

Noah, expressing how hungry he is: I could eat a whole person!  How do you think a person tastes?

Me: Yucky!

Noah: but do you think they'd like it if I ate them?

Funny kiddo #7

Noah: I want to be a girl like Ellia.

Me: Oh really? Why's that?

Noah: Then I could do fun things... Like ride things! And get squirted by a dragon!

Funny kiddo #6

Noah: If I had 10 mouths and 10 bananas, I'd eat all 10 bananas at the same time!

Funny kiddo #5

Noah, as we arrive at Meijer: What would happen if Superman came here because there was a bad guy here?

Funny kiddo #4

Leaving Barnes and Noble...

Me: Do you remember where we parked, buddy?

Noah: Yeah!

Me: Where?

N: If you see the black car, that's where we parked!

Funny kiddo #3

One day I was serenaded the whole car ride home from Ferndale...

"The farmer and the dell" slowly morphed into

"The farmer and the wall" and then

"The farmer nod the whale"...

"The farmer and the bread"...

"... And the yellow"...

"... And the blue/red/all the different colors/black"...

"... And the harp"