Funny kiddo #11

Noah, standing under a sign at the playground that says "General Store": This is a General Store.  Would you like to buy anything, girl?

His cousin, obviously sounding disappointed: My name's Ellia, Noah! Don't you remember??

Funny kiddo #10

Noah: I want to be like Pop Pop when I grow up, so I can have a beard like Santa!

Funny kiddo #9

Noah, looking at my Cheerios: That's what I had for breakfast, too!  Does yours have milk in it?

Me: Yup!

N: Why doesn't it not have milk in it?

Funny kiddo #8

Noah, expressing how hungry he is: I could eat a whole person!  How do you think a person tastes?

Me: Yucky!

Noah: but do you think they'd like it if I ate them?

Funny kiddo #7

Noah: I want to be a girl like Ellia.

Me: Oh really? Why's that?

Noah: Then I could do fun things... Like ride things! And get squirted by a dragon!

Funny kiddo #6

Noah: If I had 10 mouths and 10 bananas, I'd eat all 10 bananas at the same time!

Funny kiddo #5

Noah, as we arrive at Meijer: What would happen if Superman came here because there was a bad guy here?